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Jon Ellenthal

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Jon Ellenthal is an amateur auctioneer, a sardonic wit at dinner tables worldwide, an experienced CEO of multiple successful companies you have never heard of, and a proud <aspiring> vegan who even enjoys fake smoked provolone. He once presented to 1,000 people at The Kennedy Center with acupuncture needles in his head, yet, oddly, the talk wasn’t about acupuncture. He loves sports, words, and thinks mayonnaise is the devil’s work. You can reach Jon at jon@smartdrivel.com.