Jon and Kurt hurt their brains in this episode as they attempt to make sense of the world of paradoxes. How can something that seems so contradictory end up being true? Youth is wasted on the young? This is the beginning of the end? The only constant is change? And then they discuss some of the classic paradox hypotheticals that have given philosophers throughout the ages the excuse to pull on their beards, opine endlessly, and feel justified that they are just hanging around the old marble city fountain all day. “All I know is that I know nothing.” Whoa. Buckle up.